Cow Catcher

Picking on Men

pickingonmenSlugs and Snails and Puppy Dogs Tails
That's what little boys are made of.

Traditional Nursery Rhyme

What are little girls made of
Sugar and Spice and all that's Nice

Deluded Woman?
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A man is two people, himself and his cock.
A man always takes his friend to the party.
Of the two, the friend is the nicer,
being able to show his feelings

A Woman
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Women do not feel about men's penises
the way men seem to feel about women's vaginas
.
A Woman
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Never trust men with short legs.
Brains to near their bottoms.
Noel Coward -The Book of Insults
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In my opinion, to a woman who knows her own mind
men can only be a minor consideration.

My mother ?
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When I am dead you'll find it hard
Said he,
To find another man
Like me.
What makes you think, as I suppose
You do,
I'd ever what another man
Like you?

The Last Laugh ?
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Woman rule the world......
no man has ever done anything,
that a woman either hasn't allowed him to do
or encouraged him to do.

Bob Dylan
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Women are a sometime thing

All men !
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Suffer women once to arrive at equality with you,
and they will from that moment on become your superiors

Cato the Elder
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Failures are usually the most conceited of men

D.H.Lawrence

The Government is making the dangerous assumption
that the head of the household is always a man

PM T. May ?

In speech with a man a woman is at a disadvantage
because they speak different languages.
She may understand his.
Hers he will never speak or understand.
In pity, or from some other motive,she must therefore,
stammeringly, speak his.
He listens and is flattered and thinks he has her mental measure
when he has not touched even the fringe of her consciousness

Dorothy Richardson
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men
the other 999 follow women

Grouch Marx
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Man,proud man
Dressed in a little brief authority,
Most ignorant of what he's most assured,
His glossy essence,like an angry ape
Plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven
As make the Angels weep

William Shakespeare -Measure for Measure
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When two men fight over a woman,
It's the fight they want not the woman

A Man
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Every normal man must be tempted at times
to spit on his hands, hoist a black flag,
and begin slitting throats

Quote from Macmillan Treasury of Relevant Quotations
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Men occasionally stumble over the truth
but most pick themselves up
and hurry off as if nothing had happened

Winston Churchill
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Men are always ready to respect anything that bores them

Marilyn Monroe
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Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman

Oscar Wilde
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A Christian is a man who feels repentance on a Sunday
for what he did on Saturday
and is going to do on Monday

Thomas Ybarra
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Men continually study women,and know nothing about them,
Women never study men,and know all about them.

Robert Edwards
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Give a man a free hand and he will run it all over you

Mae West
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The most interesting man is the one who is not an easy lay

Jackie Collins
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I've found that men who talk a lot are doing what they do best.

Anon or Another MP ?
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Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability

George Bernard Shaw
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An actor is a Guy who,
if you aren't talking about him,
Isn't listening

Marlon Brando
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A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to

Dr Laurence Peter
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I know what a statesman is.
He is a dead politician.
We need more statesmen

Robert Edwards
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When a man want to murder a tiger he calls it sport
When a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity

G.B. Shaw
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I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire
God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark

Duncan Spaeth
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An Englishman's social standing seems to depend
on the number of people he can afford to despise

Peter McArthur
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One has often wondered whether upon the whole earth there is anything so unintelligent,
so inapt to perceive how the world is really going, as an ordinary young Englishman of our upper class

Matthew Arnold
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The further he went West the more convinced he felt that the wise men came from the East

Sydney Smith
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Adam must have an Eve to blame for his faults.

Italian proverb
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Men are very generous with that which costs them nothing

English proverb
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If you hear that a mountain has moved,believe;
but if you hear that a man has changed his character,believe it not.

Muhammadan proverb
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Girls are called birds because they're always picking up worms.

Anon
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The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, obsolescence

Art Linkletter
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The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys

Liberace
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Show me a man who has enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore

Robert Morley
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You may lead an ass to knowledge,but you cannot make him think

Ethel Mumford
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It's a pity you have to fall in love with boys because they always pinch you

Beryl (Aged 7)
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They hail you as their morning star
Because you are the way you are
If you return the sentiment
They'll try to make you different
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They'd alter all that they admired,
They make me sick, they make me tired.

Dorothy Parker
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Women marry because they don't want to work.

Mary Garden
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A man needs a wife because sooner or later something is going to happen
that he can't that can't blame on the Government.

Anon
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I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back

Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Retirement means twice as much man on half as much money

Anon
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I haven't laughed so much since my husband died -

Anon
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Quotations complied by Judy Allen

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Men should less gentle with damaged property ?

The Cowcatcher
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(And that my friend says all you need to know about women,
other than that if women despise men so much
why do divorced women retain their husbands surname
until they find another man they also despise, other than for his money,
and why do men put up with it ?
The Cowcatcher...)
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