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Speech by OLIVER CROMWELL To the ‘RUMP’ Parliament London, 20th April 1653

It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonored by your contempt of all virtue and defiled by your practice of every vice. Ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government.

Ye are a pack of mercenary wretches and would like Esau sell your country for a mess of pottage, and like Judas betray your God for a few pieces of money.

Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? Is there one vice you do not possess?

Ye have no more

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JUST A FEW LAST MINUTE OBSERVATIONS

 
sayings
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they wont come to yours
 
When grace is joined with wrinkles,it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age.
 
I have never killed a man,but I have read many obituraries with great pleasure.
 
To hold the same views at forty as we held at twenty is to have been stupified for a score of years, and take rank, not as a prophet, but as an unteachable brat, well birched and none the
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SENIOR MOMENTS

 
Senior
Lawn Care Becomes the highlight of your life 
 
You begin scheduling long car journeys and shopping trips around the number of known public conveniences on your trips
 
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it , you've got to start young
 
You know you're getting old when you go on holiday and always pack a sweater
 
If you rest you rust
 
We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop
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Donald ... DUCK- -- When you Hear This !

 
Putin
A Vladimir Putin Quote on Communism
 
"First and foremost it is worth acknowledging 
that the demise of the Soviet Union 
was the greatest geopolitical catastrophe of the century"

The 'Gnat's Bollock ?

 BEES
The bee's knees
Excellent - the highest quality.
Origin
It's difficult to know if we need an etymologist or an entomologist for this one.
Bees carry pollen back to the hive in sacs on their legs.
 It is tempting to explain this phrase as alluding to the concentrated goodness to be found around a bee's knee, but there's no evidence to support this explanation. 
It is also sometimes said to be a corruption of 'business', but there's no evidence to support that
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